Just lay back and listen to my voice. Close your eyes and listen as I take you on a wild ride. I will get in your head. Play with your mind. You will not know the difference between good and evil by the time I am done with you. I will make the immoral seem normal; the wicked seem mild; the vanilla seem….BORING. I will release your inner DEMONS. Teach you to embrace all that is wrong with society today. I will push your limits until the very things that used to disgust you make your cock rock hard. Everything you need is within you. I will bring it out.

Evil always lurks just below the surface. To my loyal callers I am a total fucking freak. To the outside world, while I am considered ODD; I pose no threat, or so they think. Little do they know that beneath that shy, quiet exterior beats the heart of a murderous, blood craving, gothic pain slut. The first time guys call me they usually say it took them a long time to just give in and finally give me a try and by the end of the call they are addicted. At first when I answer I am sure they are thinking how can this quiet little thing possibly be as evil as she claims to be. But it doesn’t take long for me to warm up to you freaks and unleash my inner beast. It may all start sweet and innocent, I am toying with you, looking for your buttons. Maybe you don’t even know where they are. Rest assured, I will find them. I will corrupt you. I will have you doing BAD THINGS to good little things. So reach into the darkest part of your heart and let’s get together to make all your favorite nightmares come true.

You’ve seen the sites, these sweet little things claiming to be all badass. What-the-fuck-ever!! I eat bitches like that for a snack. There is nothing you can come up with that I haven’t done! At the very least, I’ve rubbed my evil cunt to just the very thought of it.

I know what you are thinking -Ophelia, there is no way you have thought about the evil things I think about- Listen, I wrote the book on evil bitches and that is a competition you will NEVER win. So instead of competing with me, JOIN ME! With ME by your side, we can conquer the world one little specimen at a time!

Tender morsels wanted: Dead or alive! Let’s discuss how we can bring an end to these badass wannabes and bring the reign of EVIL right into their pretty little pink bedrooms!

CHURCH is really not my thing. I do however LOVE going to watch the control that one man can have over so many people. I sit there thinking about your vow of celibacy. I sit alone in the front row, spreading my legs, nothing under my skirt. I sit and rub my clit. Thinking about being under that pulpit and your robe and having your cock balls deep in my mouth. Preach to me about my sinful acts while you face fuck me. Tell me how evil I am; how you are going to drive the devil from my body. Preach it to me while you fuck my evil cunt. Put your hands around my throat as you choke the devil out of me. Fornication, lust, promiscuity and masturbation can save us from all the evil in this mortal world. Join me, let me take you to the evil places you have never been. I will worship your cock the way you worship your God.