A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia. The judge said to the man, “In the 20 years on the bench, I’ve never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the key!”

The man replied, “I’ll give you THREE good reasons:
first of all, it’s none of your damn business…
second of all, she was my wife…
and third of all, I didn’t KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way in bed!”

It’s the ultimate sacrifice. A caller yesterday had a twisted little fantasy. He was my boyfriend, I supported him and my pre-teen daughter while they slept and fucked around all day. I came home from work one day and he told me that the two of them were going to make a baby. I was so excited! Then the ultimate was for me to slit my wrists while he fucked her, slowly bleeding to death until they were about to cum then I finished myself off. One final tribute; he fucked my dead body before disposing of me. Imagine; ME a grandma!! Live hard! Die young! Leave a pretty corpse!

In honor of the little kiddos

Back to screw special

30 min/$49.99

Just lay back and listen to my voice. Close your eyes and listen as I take you on a wild ride. I will get in your head. Play with your mind. You will not know the difference between good and evil by the time I am done with you. I will make the immoral seem normal; the wicked seem mild; the vanilla seem….BORING. I will release your inner DEMONS. Teach you to embrace all that is wrong with society today. I will push your limits until the very things that used to disgust you make your cock rock hard. Everything you need is within you. I will bring it out.

I am not the girl your mother warned you about. She could never even begin to imagine a girl as fucked up as I am. Perhaps you have heard the buzz, the rumors; about that wicked wicked OPHELIA. They are true! Before you know it I will have all of those taboo fantasies making that cock of yours throb. My goal is to turn every last one of you into the fetish freaks that I strive to be. My motto is it’s only kinky the first time. We can ease into those taboo subjects if you like. Talk about OTHER sick fucks touching those little bald cunts; talk about OTHER sick fucks torturing people; talk about OTHER sick fucks murdering people; talk about OTHER sick fucks getting their rocks off inside a slightly warm dead body. Before you know it; THOSE very things will have you jerkin’ your johnson like you never have before. Come on baby, take a walk on the wild side with Dark Deviant Deadly OPHELIA

The blogs only begin to scratch the surface of the things I am capable of. As graphic as they are there is so much more that we can explore together. The more we talk the deeper into the darkness we travel. The places you claim you could never go are right around the corner and I am going to take your hand and lead you into that darkness. I’ve been there, don’t be afraid. There is pleasure in the darkness. Evil lurks around every corner and I will show you ways that evil will make that cock of yours throb.

Studies indicate that one of the top fantasies women have is to be kidnapped, taken against their will. How about if we make that fantasy a reality for that stupid cunt that has been riding your ass for way too long now. Meet with me and my associates. Tell us all about her daily routine. Where she goes. What she does with her time. Tell us where she sleeps. Her weaknesses. We will watch her. Stalk her! Learn all about this little bitch. When she least expects it, her fantasy will come true. We will drag that cunt out of her sweet slumber and into her worst fucking nightmare. Be careful what you wish for when you are dealing with me. The whole time, you will be right in the middle of it all rockin’ a raging hard on. It might be all fantasy to her but this cunt will never see the light of day again. Snuff the cunt and fuck her dead holes until that sadistic cock explodes deep inside her dead corpse.

Why can’t I own a Canadian?

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.
The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man,
And posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I
Have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
Knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
The homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination … End of
Debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other
Elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
Female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
Claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
Clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
Price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
Period of Menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how
Do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
Pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
To kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
Abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
Homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there
‘degrees’ of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
Have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
Glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room
Here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
Around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
Me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
Different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
Made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
Tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
To all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family
Affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
Considerable expertise in such matters, so I’m confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn’t own a
Canadian)

You just have to love the religious fucks who pick and choose what rules they will follow and what rules they insist on ramming down everyone’s throat. I don’t know about you but I don’t need any of their bullshit!

They say imitation is a form of flattery. I think it’s just lame! Have an ORIGINAL thought for fuck sake! All the MEN want ME and all the WOMEN want to be ME. There is NOBODY that will rule that deviant cock of yours the way I do baby. They try to scratch that itch BUT I gave you that itch and I can scratch it better than ANYONE else. So cum to your QUEEN. Worship me the way I deserve to be worshiped and let me reward your deviant, dark, deadly fantasies in the way that only I can.

Today is the official end of vacation. Now it’s just the drive home. Lots of good times and mayhem. Maybe just a little bloodshed. It’s sad that vacation is over but I have missed you sick fucks and I cannot wait to catch up with you again. I will be home on August 2nd. Possibly signing in but if not then on the 3rd for sure. I cannot wait to start fucking with those sweet little things or plotting revenge on some bitch that has done you wrong or pissed you off. I have seen things down here that will make your cock so fucking hard you will be begging for release. I will be running a special when I get home…so be sure to check back you sick, twisted fucks! I have missed every one of you and your deviant ways.

“There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.” – Joseph Conrad